This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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