in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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