Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
We need to rekindle our bromance
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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