More tranny stories later!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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