hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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