How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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