STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
