all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My vagina is very pro this idea
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I have post one night stand depression
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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