I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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