He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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