Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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