I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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