if you like me you must not know who I am
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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