I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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