I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
