so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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