whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
there was a trapeze. enough said
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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