Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
zippers are such a cool invention
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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