I showed him my bush... on skype.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sext me about skeletons
Randomize
