Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
