obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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