this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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