So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
