It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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