what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
