ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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