I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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