Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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