he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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