Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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