"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I know her cup size but not her name....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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