Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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