No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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