I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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