oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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