Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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