You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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