Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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