one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Randomize
