in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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