oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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