what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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