we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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