I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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