when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
