Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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