For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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