Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
vagina is talking i cant
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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