He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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