So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
did you just send me my own nude
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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